Principles of the Holy Qu'ran

(Western Edition)

 

  1. Destabilize neighboring countries with a War on Drugs/Terror/Hate Speech/etc.
  2. Hire the refugees as cheap labor to cook, clean and build stuff for you.
  3. Give them too-generous social services to foster idleness and resentments.
  4. After several years discover that it was actually an ‘invasion’ and they are raping and killing your people and running them over while drunk.
  5. Blame it all on the ruling party, which you regret ever voting for in the first place.
  6. Launch a witch hunt against the ‘invaders’ and build a wall to trap them in.
  7. Round them up with Ruger X9s. (Save the V5s for the muslims and/or blacks.)
  8. Shoot the men and rape the women.
  9. When you run out of victims, look back and say you don’t know how it came to this and you’re really sorry.
  10. Commit your nation’s wealth to increased funding for mental illnesses, learning disorders and social justice initiatives.
  11. Bully as ‘delusional’ anyone who recounts these Sacred Principles.
  12. Rinse and repeat. Allahu Akhbar!